A Poke In The Eye

"Do you know you poked me in the eye when you woke me up this morning?" Claire said.
"Really?"
"With your fingernail."
"Wow, I am so sorry about that."
"I had my hand over my eye like this," hand over eye like eye-patch,"the whole time I was in the shower."
"A poke in the eye is a crazy way to start the day."
"I'll live."
"Still. Ouch."