Are You Sure?

Driving back from our morning errands we came up behind a young guy in a small, black car. As usual, my eyes dropped down scanning for bumper stickers and saw


I LOVE POLES


dark silhouettes of two naked women draped around poles with legs splayed in amazing feats of flexibility.


"That's a lovely bumper sticker," I said to Claire.
"What is it?" she said.
"It says, I love poles. You know, when women..."
"Yea, Mom, I know" she said,"but are you sure it doesn't say pool?"


nope.